New Variant, who dis?

These new variants suck.

So far, the Swine Flu was worse. But this still sucks. And yes, I am vaccinated. Omicron cut through that like a hot knife it would seem.

Symptoms include existential crisis, a painful reminder of anything stupid I have done physically over the last 40 years, coughing my guts out, mental fixation on one stupid thing that won’t let me sleep (last night it was camper vans), fever, and feeling like I have been stepped on by a mule.

Crap. My coffee tastes like hot water.

Other symptoms include cultural appropriation, addiction to NUKE, impulse to throw a pizza on the roof, skipping past David Bowie songs on your playlist, desire to yell at people “I am the law!”